(via sherleck)Source: adleration
Let’s be honest here, I would make such a shitty companion.
(via thestarshinesforever)Source: somereallygreathair
In which John deeply regrets introducing Mary to Sherlock and contemplates his life choices.
I like especially the idea that Sherlock has read 50 Shades of Grey—possibly given to him by Mary (not that she read it voluntarily herself) to shut him up during distressingly murder-free rainy afternoons.
"Mary. I believe you promised this would provide insight into the human condition. Instead, it was simply reams of thinly disguised domestic abuse masquerading as pornography."
"Turn it over."
"How many copies sold?"
"One hund— one hundred… million?”
"There you are. Now you’re better informed about the human condition, aren’t you?"
"Does John know what a terrible person you are?"
"Fairly certain that’s why he married me. Go wash up for tea."
OMG. Yes, give me banter. :D Give me a Mary who won’t put up with Sherlock’s shit. :)
I want this so badly.
(via garrulousgibberish)Source: voodooling